Bank of America Q1 2025 Earnings Review

Riding the Tides with Old Money

My dears, Bank of America’s 2024 campaign concluded not with a bang but a firm curtsy. A $27.1 billion net income on over $100 billion in revenue is nothing to sneeze at, particularly when one’s expense ledger shows the sort of disciplined grooming that would make even the fussiest butler nod with approval. Operational Excellence, they call it—though I call it plain old good housekeeping.

And how are we faring now, as we tilt into 2025? Quite sturdily, thank you. First quarter net income of $7.4 billion (up from $6.7B last year), and revenue rising 6% year-over-year to $27.4B, speaks to a well-balanced portfolio that’s managed to sidestep the more boorish bumps in the economy. With net interest income holding at $14.4B and every line of business tugging its weight, one feels rather reassured.

Bank of America Q1 2025 Earnings Chart

Consumer Banking continues its march—250,000 new checking accounts this quarter and $1.1 trillion in payments. Zelle remains the belle of the digital ball, and 65% of all sales are now digitally enabled. While deposit levels dipped slightly, consumer investment assets rose 9% to $498B. Good gracious, even the youths are saving!

In the realm of the affluent, Global Wealth and Investment Management has not disappointed, posting $6B in revenue and $1B in net income. Client balances now exceed $4.2 trillion. That’s trillion with a “T”, my love. Even old Rockefellers might blush.

The Global Markets division, bless their caffeinated souls, delivered their twelfth straight quarter of sales and trading growth. Record equities revenue of $2.2B suggests the lads and lasses on the trading floor are doing something right—even if it involves fewer suspenders these days.

As for their capital discipline—$6.5B returned to shareholders this quarter via dividends and buybacks, all while keeping their CET1[?] ratio well above regulatory minimums. A strong balance sheet and a steady hand? That’s Granny’s kind of bank.

And yet, one mustn’t ignore the slight uptick in credit loss provisions—now at $1.5B, with a cautious eye on consumer delinquencies. It’s a reminder, perhaps, that even a tidy parlour can conceal a cracked teacup.

Granny’s Verdict: Allocate. This is old money doing new tricks, and doing them rather well. If you're looking for a sturdy long-term cornerstone in your portfolio—something with dividends and digital muscle—Bank of America earns its place at the table.

Even the wisest financial strategies are not immune to the whims of the market. While I may sound rather confident (as well I should), I am not a fortune teller, nor is the stock market a vending machine dispensing guaranteed riches.

If you choose to invest, do so with awareness—markets rise and fall, and even the soundest investments carry risk. If you put your entire life savings into meme stocks, well… that’s hardly my fault now, is it?

In short: Be prudent, be patient, and for heaven’s sake, don’t bet the rent money.
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