Margin Whiplash and Data Center Glory

NVIDIA turned in another blockbuster quarter with Q1 FY2026 revenue hitting $44.1 billion, a 12% bump from Q4 and an eye-popping 69% jump year-over-year. Yet behind the gleam of silicon lies a bit of regulatory soot: export restrictions on their H20 chips to China torpedoed $2.5 billion in unrealized sales and led to a $4.5 billion inventory charge. That H20 is starting to taste like reheated alphabet soup.

Still, core fundamentals remain dazzling. Data center revenue soared to $39.1 billion, up 73% YoY. Gaming brought in a record $3.8 billion, and operating cash flow was a Herculean $27.4 billion. Excluding the H20 misfire, gross margin would’ve been a god-tier 71.3%. With adjusted EPS at $0.96, Granny tips her hat—if she wore one not lined with gold leaf.

The outlook remains bullish. NVIDIA is guiding Q2 revenue to $45B despite forecasting an $8B hit from continued H20 export bans. GAAP margins are expected to rise to 71.8%, with ongoing demand for AI infrastructure— especially the Blackwell platform—keeping the gravy boat afloat.

Of course, Granny’s not daft. Operating income dropped 10% QoQ, and the China roadblock isn't clearing soon. But with fortress-like cash reserves, surging global AI demand, and leadership in every high-performance computing category, NVIDIA remains the crown jewel of silicon empire-building. The 10-for-1 stock split in June 2024 makes the shares more nibble-friendly too.

Granny’s Verdict: Allocate. NVDA remains a generational compounder. H20 hiccups or not, Granny’s adding a ladleful to her AI stew.

Even the wisest financial strategies are not immune to the whims of the market. While I may sound rather confident (as well I should), I am not a fortune teller, nor is the stock market a vending machine dispensing guaranteed riches.

If you choose to invest, do so with awareness—markets rise and fall, and even the soundest investments carry risk. If you put your entire life savings into meme stocks, well… that’s hardly my fault now, is it?

In short: Be prudent, be patient, and for heaven’s sake, don’t bet the rent money.
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